Dear Vikings,
Thanks for making my football picks that much easier. I now have one less team to consider in terms of whether or not they can make the Super Bowl, let alone, the playoffs. As a matter of fact, if you even win more than 6 games, I will be presently surprised. Instead of developing a stronger defensive line, you decided to fork over a lovely amount of 10 million to a man with more grey hairs than an experienced politician. Instead of trying to recruit young players to develop into a more formidable opponent like your rivals the Chicago Bears. You were 10-6 last year, why on earth did you have to do such a drastic change?
Now the leader of your team is an overrated quarterback whose best years were last decade. Your leader has thrown more interceptions than any other quarterback in the history of the NFL. Your leader started his career when Big Ben, the quarterback who won it all last year, was just 9 years old (For more hilarity, Tom Brady was 14, and Payton Manning was 15). Your leader can’t make up is mind, is arrogant, attention-hungry, greedy, a traitor, a deceiver, a team-killer, and should have retired years upon years ago. Instead of him carrying his attention-grabbing ways elsewhere, you bought the bait and now you find yourself in a hole. Be happy you are not in the AFC East, NFC East, or the NFC South. Otherwise, you would have looked more like the 2008 Detroit Lions record-wise.
Vikings, I just wanted to tell you---your organization is run by a delightful assortment of idiots. These people have let the team down, let down the fans, and let down the entire state of Minnesota.
Better luck next year.
P.S.
Brett Farve in 2008: 22 touchdowns, 22 interceptions
P.P.S.
Brett Farve in the last 5 games of 2008: 8 interceptions, 2 touchdowns
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