Break.

First off, I love to write.






I have been writing (for free) on the internet for almost 10 years. It all started with reviews for IMDB in 2004—with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective being my first review. I have written over 200 reviews for IMDB, and over 500 articles amongst my 3 blogs in Blogspot.



So as you can see, I love to write.



However…I can’t continue, not for now.




Life happens sometimes. Every once in a while it drains all your dreams, aspirations, momentum, drive, and desires. It happens to the best of us, it happens to the worst of us. It happens on different periods of your life, it is guaranteed. You can try to hide from it, you can try to avoid it, you can try to take on confrontation head-on. Or you can cower from it. But the inevitable is, you will run into rocky time periods. And now I have hit it.

On a creative standpoint, I am hitting rock bottom.


My motivation to continue these three blogs has disappeared. To figure out why, it would require hours of ranting, hours of screaming, and hours of psychoanalysis and I just don’t have the energy to explain. But the inevitable has arrived, and I find myself opening up these pages with the biggest case of writer’s block this side of the hemisphere.


In writing, you need time, you need space, and you truly need a drive. You don’t get help when you write, this isn’t one of those types of hobbies that allows for you to seek help and pass the baton temporarily. Anyone can give you tips, but it is all up to you to tackle the work you are writing. Writing is you versus the prose. Writing is you alone against the empty canvas. If you don’t have it, you don’t have it. It is a tough, brutal, sadistic battle.


So I am taking a true blue break. I have taken breaks in the past, but they were always short-lived, they were always brief, and they never truly became breaks. This one is legit. This is the real deal. I have nothing. I have absolutely nothing left to give.


How long is this break amongst the three blogs going to be? No idea. I want to say that I will start again next January with the new year, with a fresh new start. But I truly don’t know. It pains me to do this, and I want this stretch to end as quickly and as swiftly as humanely possible. But I can’t guarantee anything. Maybe I am walking away from all this. I don’t know. It may seem silly now, but I see a blank space in the coming months. I don’t see much ahead.



In simple terms, I don't have the drive, the edge, the "eye of the tiger" to continue this....for now.



I have nothing left. For now.


We shall see in 2014 if the drive comes back.


Until then, take care. Thanks for reading, thanks for participating, thanks for putting up with me, and hopefully down the road I can continue this hobby.







I hope.













Goodbye.

A Night at the Opera: 9/10

The comic timing of the one-liner is a lost art, and there are very few in the cinematic field that has that special delivery.

A Night at the Opera should be the how-to guide for all aspiring actors that want to pursue the skill. But it's more than just the quick-paced jokes and subtle innuendo, Night at the Opera is arguably the most complete Marx Brothers film as we get a combination of opera, romance, comedy, music, and best of all each Brother having their chance to shine on the big screen. With a plot to loosely tie in all the mayhem this is one of the best films of the early cinema era.

This movie follows the brothers playing a manager, a dresser, and a good friend of an aspiring singer running into each other as an opera in New York is about to be underway. Unlike most Marx Brothers movies which usually featured a take-no-prisoners approach, this time the chaos is unveiled to combat the villains in the story. This gives the Marx Brothers an actual dosage of humility and allows us to actually root for them as opposed to feel sorry for all the innocents that get trampled by their insanity.

Like the best of comedies, you get a little bit of everything: dialogue humor, physical humor, subtle humor, visual humor, and of course all the hilarious innuendo of Groucho Marx. And although the romantic subplot and the operatic moments might be a bit much, it at least gives us a chance to breathe and relax after the machine gunfire of jokes that the Brothers can through in a limited amount of time. There is clearly a better director/writing combination to catch the Marx lightning in celluloid.

The talent of the Marx Brothers is on full display here, and if you ever want to truly see what they are capable of, this film is their best example. Groucho's comic timing is amongst the best in film history. Harpo and Chico are excellent with the physical stunts and can play a mean piano. And just wait until you see Harpo have his fun with a harp in the middle of a musical interlude.

Not just a great comedy, but one of the best in the history of the medium. A Night in the Opera starts out strong, rushes through with great bit after great bit, and finishes off with a great climax that displays excellent cinematography, stuntwork, and physical humor that has made the Marx Brothers a staple in American comedy. It ages well, holds up well, and remains a gem after all these years.

The Smoke and Mirrors of the 2013 Tampa Bay Rays

Denial.



No way. That’s it? Its over? Really? So soon? Impossible. I must be dreaming. Just a couple months ago the Rays looked like the best team in all of baseball. Just a couple months ago it looked like nobody could stop us. A few months ago the offense unexpectedly was going nuts and was complimenting the lights-out starting pitching. At one point Joe Maddon was forced to bring out relievers on a pointless game just to give them some action in a ballgame since there were so many complete games being thrown. So the truth is, no, this is not happening.


Anger.



NOT FAIR!!! WHY!?!?!?!!?!?!??! Why against the Red Sox?!?!!? Why at Tropicana Field? Never mind that, why in the heck are we still playing in Tropicana Field? The downright worst ballpark in America, the only ballpark stuck in the 80s, the only ballpark that actually openly contributed to a loss on the home team!!!!! Not another empty year!!!! Not a single championship in its entire history. All I want is one. And then we can give one to the Cubs, Pirates, Mariners, and Nationals. Well…not the Nationals.

But perhaps this is karma, because of our AWFUL FANS. 90+ wins, and still last in attendance? I know our stadium is a crock of nonsense, but Oakland has a major sewage issue and managed to draw more fans. Miami has an owner that is obviously screwing over the entire area of South Florida and they drew more fans. The Astros have a combined record of 162-324 in the last three seasons (They have only won 1/3rd of their games) since 2011 and still draw more fans than the Rays. The organization is heavily invested in charities, giveaways, and always has a staff of likable players. Surely fans should reward the team with at least a couple visits to the Trop, right?

Tampa Bay has a population of over 4 million people, and 20% of them being in the 18-34 range. Surely the Trop can do better than just 1.5 million visitors. They have to. We are going to lose this team in five years, and it will be YOUR FAULT Tampa! Not mine, because I made four treks over to St. Petersburg this year. I did my share. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. P.S. There are teams in the 1950s that obtained more fans than the Rays. Honestly, do the research.


Bargaining



I will trade David Price for just the mere opportunity of a new stadium or a move to Orlando. I will trade my soul for the destruction of Tropicana Field. I will trade Roberto Hernandez for a bag of potato chips. I will trade Jeremy Hellickson for a banana. I will trade Fernando Rodney for some of the late-inning pitchers of the past---Soriano, Balfour, Benoit even.



Depression                                                                      



What’s the point? I have pointed this out in years prior, in baseball a great fanbase is honestly essential towards the path to success. And yes awful fanbases like the Rays make the playoffs, but the last time a team won the World Series without much of a fever from the home crowd was the Florida Marlins in the 2003 season (#28 in attendance). Some can argue White Sox in 2005, but 28,000 a game during a tough economical period isn’t half bad.

But honestly, how can this franchise go the next step if the fans won’t support it, the city politicians doesn’t want the scenario to improve without doing some stupid expensive moves, and MLB might move the franchise altogether within the next decade? How can the Rays possibly maintain this level of success with so much uncertainty? Am I a fool for following such a sluggishly-supported franchise, potentially knowing that they might cease to exist soon? It’s not like they are the Brooklyn Dodgers that shockingly moved despite amazing attendance.

We could never obtain the heights of Red Sox Nation, Yankees Universe, Redbird Nation, Lovable Losers, Bleeding Dodger Blue, among others.


So what’s the point?

Down the road, all our starting pitchers will move elsewhere, all our rising stars will head elsewhere, we are going to lose David Price in the off-season, we will not be able to afford certain breakout stars like James Loney, and ultimately we are going to reply on begging, borrowing, and dealing for the next several years until we get a major change whether by ownership, stadium, or city.


What’s the point?





Acceptance




And this is where I stand today, on the final step of grief. It has taken me a while to collect my thoughts and write about this simply because once again I had invested so much to this team, and I was so thirsty for a World Series berth and a World Series win---dreams I knew would happen if all the gears had been in motion like we had anticipated. If the young pitchers had matured a bit, if Longoria took it to the next level, and Maddon maintained his crazy methods, why wouldn’t we be the Beasts of the AL East?

Unfortunately the gears all moved in different intervals, and never together. When Longoria got hot, the offense was cold. When the pitchers were on fire, the offense got even colder. When the offense was persistent, the bullpen faltered. And in the final month of the season, it was a microcosm of the entire year as the offense couldn’t deliver in the clutch, the bullpen ran out of steam, the young defense was making some game-changing mistakes, and the starters with its relatively young cast was struggling to succeed under the September pressure.

And of course, the fans didn’t support this team either, and the grumblings towards this issue was expanding to the MLB front office and even Bud Selig. One can only imagine how Tampa would play and look if it had gotten the backing similar to how the Cardinals fans treat their players—especially the younglings.


But no more talk about the fans, because I know by now you are sick of it. And I have written about this issue so many times before.


Now we are coming to the main issue of the Tampa Bay Rays: we aren’t a very good team. We have absolutely no right to have ever entered the postseason, and this has always been the case since the 2011 season when we lost the incredible core of the 2007-2010 players. We have no right to have over 90 wins--------again. As a Rays fan I am allowed to be upset by not beating the Red Sox (Because I personally can’t stand that squad), but this will cloud the fact that the cluster of players we have at the helm could never succeed in any other city (Except maybe St. Louis, that can make gold out of lemons).

Rodney is an extremely inconsistent pitcher that lacks a consistent delivery---even though 2012 showed the potential he can bring to the sport. Longoria’s first major season that lacked a time-crunching injury shows that he has yet to truly enter the next level of offense, even if his mere presence and outstanding defense is the heart and soul of the Rays. The best batter on the team was James Loney, a player that was rejected by practically all of baseball—and he bats better away from Tampa.

Jose Molina is an expected out. Jeremy Hellickson has been figured out by the rest of the league. Matt Moore pitches 80 times before inning 4. David Price cannot pitch in the postseason. Roberto Hernandez is pure misery. Desmond Jennings has yet to step out of Carl Crawford’s shadow. Sam Fuld is an extremely hard-working man that can never bat over .200. Jake McGee has ONE PITCH. Matt Joyce has offense swings like the Hulk has mood swings. Wil Myers is talented but at times has the demeanor of a poor man’s Robinson Cano (Which has resulted in many defensive gaffes). And lastly there’s Luke Scott being……………Luke Scott.

This team’s performance does not match their win total at all. So the question is how, and why can a team with three straight years of having the worst batting average meshed in with such swings of inconsistency land a Wild Card berth? Two things: Joe Maddon and the contagious effort level of playing Rays baseball. Joe Maddon remains the best manager in baseball because he makes players look good, he disguises the weaknesses with strategic move after strategic move---ranging from the good to the pure crazy. The only reason the Rays won Game 3 was because Maddon actually did a double-switch, allowing for a rested Lobaton to smash a home run into the history books.

Joe Maddon takes bad players, throws them around, and transforms it into a winning situation. He gets only 5-6 innings out of most of his pitchers and manages to preserve the win most of the time. He will place players in absurd spots just to see if they can hit out of a slump. He will assign rookies to pitch and play during crucial games and crucial moments. And most amazingly, he does this without ever overusing the young players---keeping them fresh and healthy for the next season. Alex Torres is a great example of this, as he delivered a microscopic ERA while throwing enough innings to make his presence known.


In other words, under nearly any other manager, the Rays would be a 70-92 team guaranteed.


I accept the 2013 Tampa Bay Rays and the record they wound up with because we were never playing like a playoff-bound team; we just had many spurts of caliber baseball followed by lots of frustration. It has taken me a very long time to accept our run because I knew we were capable of more. I knew that if all the players were on top of their game simultaneously, then barely anybody could stop us. Just ask the Baltimore Orioles, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, and Cleveland Indians---all teams we personally eliminated.

We survived back-to-back-to-back must-win games. We won four straight elimination games. We gave the Red Sox a pretty good fight (well…after Game 2 anyway). We honestly had the momentum in Boston up until Wil Myers letting go of that easy pop fly. Who knows what would have happened if he had made that catch. Dominating Matt Moore with just one runner on first and that first out being made? Totally different scenario as opposed to 2nd and 3rd with nobody out.

However the final step in overcoming grief involves acceptance, involves accepting the final outcome, involves finding some inner peace with the insane season of baseball that we experienced (which is still going crazy by the way, as the 2013 playoffs have been amazing). The Rays were a good team taken to new heights thanks to their crazy-yet-incredible manager that was eliminated by a deep talented team with destiny and redemption riding the wave. Just wasn’t our year again.




Just wait till’ next year baseball. The Rays shall attempt to rise again.





Just wait and see.






My other Rays end-season recaps.

2012 Rays Recap
2011 Rays Recap
2010 Rays Recap

Gravity: 9/10

And you think your job sucks...

Containing some of the most claustrophobic space action since Alien, Gravity is a very tense and visually stimulating movie that contains some of the best usage of special effects in film within the past several decades. In a fashion similar to 2001: A Space Odyssey, dialogue takes a backseat and all focus is on the imagery involving a struggle within the cold harsh world of outer space.

Every once in a while comes a movie that upon first viewing you become sure that it is going to nab every technical Oscar of the year. Terminator 2, Titanic, The Matrix, Inception, and Avatar comes into mind. Gravity falls into the same grouping because of its flawless usage of sound, camera-work, and special effects. Similar to how Jurassic Park shaped the way we see and hear dinosaurs on film, Gravity will be sure to do the same to outer space. With this film, outer space isn't just a backdrop, it is a true living, breathing environment that deserves to be respected and feared.

Without revealing too much, Gravity follows two astronauts as they struggle to survive within the boondocks of planet Earth when impending danger starts approaching their workspace. While the addition of George Clooney and Sandra Bullock doesn't exactly enhance the movie, their performances were quite good. But the best performance is that of Alfonso Curason, whose mix of close-ups, intense shots, elongated scenes, and astounding visual details makes this easily one of the best directing efforts in the past few years. The half decade spent on this production pays off, and it clearly shows why it took so long.

However, this movie's Hollywood mannerisms definitely hindered this from becoming a bonafide instant classic to the tune of 2001 (although I am in the minority and feel like Kubrick's space opera is a rather overrated work). Not seeing this in 3-D, it is obvious that some of the details in the movie were done less to move the plot and exercise the technical details and more because it was going to be released in 3-D and wanted to hand moviegoers its money's worth. Then there's the rather overbloated, overproduced, and overdramatic musical score done by a Doing-My-Best-Hans-Zimmer-Impression Steven Price. Against Hollywood wishes, the movie could have excelled even more relying purely on sound effects (and lack of) similar to No Country For Old Men.

Despite the two small gripes that prevent it from being a new-age Star Wars, Alien, or other sci-fi outer space masterpieces, Gravity is nonetheless a spectacular work of suffocating intensity that leaves you breathless throughout the merciful runtime of 90 minutes. Like the best visual works in film history, this is best enjoyed in the theater in front of a massive screen surrounded by darkness. In a year lacking of Best Picture quality films (so far), Gravity stands tall as the first great movie of the fall season.

Just be prepared to take deep breaths. This movie will take them away.

The 10 Greatest Pokemon Games (Up to This Point)

So Pokemon X/Y is about to invade the video game industry and give the world more reasons to get a 3DS (To think it had a horrible start---now it’s on fire with this and Link to the Past 2 on the heels). But before we can get to this, we are going to count down the 10 greatest Pokemon games in its wildly successful history.





#10: Pokemon Stadium 2
System: N64

While this game lacks the energy, style, and intensity of the original, Pokemon Stadium 2 still features dazzling graphics, plenty of intriguing games to play and the transfer pack which back in the day was a mighty big deal. Bizarre that Gamecube and Wii versions of stadium-like gameplay were watered-down so ferociously when compared to the 1-2 punch of the N64 Stadium titles. The one element from here that needs to be in future Pokemon games is simply more tournaments; I would love to test my skills against the best of the best outside the gym leaders and the eventual Elite Four.





#9: Pokemon Trading Card Game
System: Game Boy Color

Instead of being some knock-off Pokemon spin-off, this game would not only be an engaging and deep video game, it would pave the way for all those Yu-Gi-Oh games that caught fire for a limited period of time. You would roam around the world taking on other people while perfecting your deck and coming up with the strongest possible combination of cards amongst the 200+ cards you could find in the game. So now I ask: why on earth isn’t there a trading card game side-quest in the RPG Pokemon games?!?!




#8: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
System: Nintendo DS

They could have messed this one up badly. After all, Ruby and Sapphire made certain Pokemon extinct and FireRed and LeafGreen were essentially pointless. But with the first DS installment of Pokemon, Diamond/Pearl brought back the original design, gave it some nice DS touches, gave it a more realistic touch, and actually improved the franchise as a whole. More Pokemon, the old-schoolers came back, and the game as a whole looks better. While not a franchise-shifter, it gets the job done.




#7: Pokemon Pinball
System: Game Boy Color

Another case of looks-like-cash-in-but-is-actually-legit, Pokemon Pinball is the greatest pinball game in the history of video games as it combined your typical long-forgotten pinball gameplay and attaches it with the gotta catch them all theme and a multitude of mini-games and goodies WITHIN the two pinball machines featured. With so much addicting gameplay you forget that there are only two machines to choose from in the game itself. This is also another case of why-isn’t-this-a-mini-game-or-sidequest-in-an-actual-Pokemon-game. In my dream Pokemon game, you can be the Pokemon Master, and the Pinball Whiz at the same time.




#6: Pokemon Stadium
System: Nintendo 64

This made Pokemon a really, really, really big deal, as we see them battle on the big screen, as we see dozens of tournaments to fight in, a massive gym leader castle quest, and finally a great multi-player mode to wrap it all together. While this isn’t a legit 3D Pokemon adventure, it is a wonderful start. The showdown against Mewtwo was one of the highlights of N64 gaming. Once again I ask, WHY AREN’T THERE DOZENS OF TOURNAMENTS IN THE RPGS?!?!??!?!




#5: Pokemon Black/White 2
System: Nintendo DS

What makes this one in particular special is the fact that it connects to a previous Pokemon game better than any Pokemon game--even the one that eventually takes the #1 crown. It takes place a couple years after the events of the original Black/White, practically forcing you to re-play the previous installment, and then allowing you to admire the details of the sequel as you get to see the changes made. Then there’s the Tournament in the game----well, it’s a good start. Then there’s the ability to have a Hard Mode….now we are getting somewhere.




#4: Pokemon Puzzle League
System: Nintendo 64

Tetris Attack slapped by Pokemon works perfectly for more reasons than one. For starters, the presentation was absolutely amazing, as Pokemon sound like actual Pokemon, the art style is far more anime than the handheld games, and finally the soundtrack was absolutely outstanding. Then there’s the addicting puzzle-based gameplay that makes for classic multi-player mayhem and hours of entertainment. While this isn’t really connected well with the Pokemon mythos, its high on the list because its excellent evidence as to how future Pokemon games should look, sound, and feel. The anime introduction happened over a decade ago, why don’t we have one of those for our handheld games?




#3: Pokemon Snap
System: Nintendo 64

The N64 was the absolute peak of quality Pokemon games and spin-offs, and this was the ultimate example. A simple idea turned into a smash surprise hit, Pokemon gave the franchise and the world a sense of reality that only the anime could deliver. These living, breathing Pokemon that can be photographed gives it an edge that no modern-day Pokemon game could deliver. And the best part is that this game is so small, so simple, and can be an idea that can expand into exponential levels. Unfortunately, we have yet to see this expansion.




#2: Pokemon Red/Blue
System: Nintendo Game Boy

The original still shines in amazing fashion because of its originality, because of its surprising depth, and because it re-entered an entire system into the limelight and forever changed the landscape of the Japanese RPG genre. It spawned dozens of imitators, and also expanded the audience of Nintendo with its addicting rock-paper-scissors concept.

The personality of the original Pokemon remain the best and not because they are the original, but because the character design of this game remains the strongest by providing a steady flow of monsters that can just as easily be considered animals in the wild---a trait that latter Pokemon games have drifted far from. It is still a blast to play today, and a game that will still make good money if it re-released for the 3DS.

Pokemon is now synonymous with 90s gaming, as all the secrets, surprises, and outstanding moments hold up quite well since its debut back in 1998.





#1: Pokemon Gold/Silver

System: Nintendo Game Boy


Unlike every other Pokemon sequel, Gold/Silver took practically and literally everything from the previous installment and expanded upon it into exponential levels. More Pokemon, more showdowns against your rival, more encounters against Team Rocket, twice as many badges, twice as many locations to visit, twice as many legendary Pokemon, and twice as much to do once you collected all the badges.

An astounding amount of the features we now see in Pokemon games were introduced here. Raising baby Pokemon, day/night system, day of the week system, events scattered everywhere, different encounters depending on how much progress you’ve made, and just so much more. This game has no flaws, it was an essentially perfect game.

This is not just the best Pokemon game, but it is one of the greatest handheld games in the history of gaming, and one of the best RPGs that exists. To be able to pack so much content into a handheld game is quite an accomplishment, and one that has yet to be matched in terms of scope ever since. Pokemon X/Y seems to be going in the right direction, but the fact that its only 8 badges when we have seen so many new regions and places to visit with the past Pokemon games leaves a disappointing taste.



Although the Pokemon franchise isn’t the powerhouse it used to be, it still wreaks plenty of havoc and remains a force to be reckoned with. And even though Nintendo has nowhere near reached the full potential of Pokemon (The gripes can be found here, and here, and here, and here), we still have tons of great memories over the years with these gems.

The Egregious Republican-Approved Government Shutdown

Republicans, what on earth is wrong with you?





Seriously?




The entire government is shut down. The ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN! Don’t you get it? Do you not understand? THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT---currently.


One of the most populated nations in the entire planet currently has no government, as the Republicans and the Democrats have reached an impasse that has resulted in politicians making money but not working. The Republicans have banded together and created the first shutdown since the 90s when Bill Clinton was at the helm. And why do you ask is this happening?



Obamacare. No other reason. No war, no corruption, no deadly devastating secrets unveiling itself. Just, Obamacare.



A law that is only trying to provide health care to everybody, especially those who in a normal day couldn’t afford it. This law doesn’t discriminate, doesn’t downplay anybody, and doesn’t attempt to kill anything built by the offended Republicans. This law is only trying to improve the society as a whole by providing assistance when your health goes south.

I understand that Republicans may not agree with it, and I can respect that. I honestly can. But this is not worth shutting down the government, not worth the lack of pay to the citizens who rely on the government for said pay, and not worth the shutting down of several programs that rely on the White House functioning like a normal government to get work done.

If the Republicans really honestly wanted to find a solution, then they would attempt to actually work with the law as opposed to throwing every single dirty tactic in the book to prevent the entire damn thing from existing. Is Obamacare perfect? Of course not, it could use a little fixing, but it still has the right idea. It is a great idea, even if the law isn’t perfect. But why not actually work and attempt to adjust the law as opposed to…you know…attempting to pass heinous changes that limit the law’s scope to begin with and shutting down the government when you don’t get what you want.

If Romney had won, had taken this plan, made a few changes, and changed the name, then this shutdown would have never happened. They would have praised this law as a major change in American history. And newsflash, there is a slight version of Obamacare in Massachusetts headed by guesss whoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo?


But, since its Barack Hussein Obama, the dark-skinned terrorist-sounding socialist that is attempting to ruin America, Republicans will throw America under the bus to practically seek redemption for their stunning and bitter loss in the election in 2012—when it seemed certain that Obama was going to lose. Republicans (Not ALL of you, just talking about the folks in the White House) has yet to recover mentally from the loss, and this is one of their rebellious efforts to thrash Obama’s legacy to the ground now that our current president is a lock until 2016.

The issue here is plain and simple: Republicans hate Obama. They hate everything he does. Once upon a time Republicans rejected a bill giving extra aid (Read this correctly please) to first responders of the September 11th attacks mainly because Obama issued it.

My anger is not that Republicans oppose the law, my anger is the lengths that they will sink to make the bill look bad, and some of their decisions really hurt millions of Americans--including the current predicament at hand.



End this nonsense. And deep down both parties are at fault. Democrats, please open up a little more towards finding a solution to this issue that is costing us 150 million each day, and is preventing millions from actually working and getting a paycheck. But you Republicans in the White House, stop being such dicks, open your minds, open your cold-blooded hearts, accept your 2012 loss, end the unnecessary and ill-timed shutdown and attempt to make take this law and blossom it into something that America can utilize.




“A house divided against itself cannot stand”

Abraham Lincoln. Republican.