Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Dear Disney Channel Rocks,
You suck. Majorly. You guys can't sing, you can't dance, you can't really do anything that remotely resembles decent. I don't know what it is about this show that makes my blood boil: it could be the awful lyrics, the awful music, the dated dance moves, the ridiculously high volume during the performance, the selfish "its all about me" mannerism and nature, the conceited attitude, the constant missing of notes you didn't need to hit in the first place, or just the overall fact that in a Hollywood theme park, instead of looking to reach classic musicals like Grease, Chicago, Mary Poppins, we reach out to a distorted grouping of songs the performers call "greatest ever" and use this instead. I would greatly appreciate if you stop doing this show immediately and go back to do doing something else...anything else...anything, just not this. I am pretty sure one year from now, Cheetah Girls, Camp Rock and High School Musical will be an extremely distant memory.
But stop. Please. Honestly.
Sincerely,
Disney Fan.
P.S. Did I already mention your show sucks?
Monday, December 20, 2010
Last Post of 2010
Donna Summers is going to be the singer of this blog. This final blog for the year. This is it. No more after this…until 2011. Hit it Donna!!
Last [blog] last [blog] for [blogging]
yes, it's my last change for [bloggin’]
tonight I need you,
by me,
beside me,
to guide me,
to hold me,
to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad I'm so, so bad
So let's [blog], the last [blog]
let's [blog], the last [blog]
let's [blog], this last [blog] tonight (AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
Let’s just be clear about this: I work over 130 hours within the next two weeks. So this means I will not have the time to blog anymore about anything at all in the finals days of the rough and tough 2010. I have plenty of blog ideas for 2011, but I have to wait until after the insane days at Disney reaches its end.
Last [blog] last [blog] for [blogging]
yes, it's my last change for [bloggin’]
tonight I need you,
by me,
beside me,
to guide me,
to hold me,
to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad I'm so, so bad
So let's [blog], the last [blog]
let's [blog], the last [blog]
let's [blog], this last [blog] tonight (AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
Blogs that are coming up:
1) Total ranking of the 50 official Disney animated movies from worst to best
2) Video game collections Nintendo should release
3) How weed can and will save the economy
4) Present and Future of Video Gaming
5) Best music games of all-time
6) The Next Zelda
There’s also a third blog coming up. But in the meantime, this is it. Have a Merry Christmas and have a happy New Year!
Yeah, will you be my [Reader]?
can you fill my [Amount of blog views]?
………………………
Monday, December 13, 2010
The Greatest Sports Matches of 2010 (Part 2)
Game: Yankees vs. Rays
September 15th
For the longest time there was only one rivalry in the AL East, which was the epic Red Sox/Yankees. Even after the short dominance of the Blue Jays, the short dominance of the Orioles, and the inclusion of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, the Yanks and Red Sox remained the only rivalry in the division worth truly noting. Then came 2008, when the Rays literally came out of nowhere and snatched the division over the Red Sox and the Yankees. But before the division crown was claimed, the Yankees and Rays got into a heated fight in spring training, and the Red Sox and Rays had some tense moments. Before the Rays would enter the World Series, they engaged in a 7-game showdown against the Red Sox in a hotly-contested ALCS.
Fast-forward to today, with the Rays proving they are no fluke thanks to outstanding management, a deep farm system, and a talented group of young players. Now, the three-way rivalry between the Red Sox, Yankees, and Rays has gotten so out of hand that Major League Baseball has considered expanding the playoffs to give other teams a chance. They’ve even considered splitting up the three because the AL East emerged as the toughest and most competitive division in any professional sport.
Enter September 15th. The Yankees were in Tropicana Field for a big series against the Rays. After the Rays took the first game in a close game, the Yankees won the second game of the series with a very tense victory in extra innings. The usually-awful James Shields was going up against the rising star Phil Hughes. It was the rubber match and the Rays were leading 2-1 (great pitcher’s duel---with Shields settling down after a wild first) when Derek Jeter stepped to the plate on the 7th inning. A close pitch went towards Jeter, striking him, and awarding him first base.
But a funny thing happened. Derek Jeter did not get hit by the ball. As a matter of fact, there was a cork sound as the ball landed around the Yankee captain. The ball hit the bat. Now, what happened next started a firestorm that nobody could have predicted. The Rays were furious, the fans exploded in disgust, as the once-honorable man reduced himself to a decent acting performance as he pretended like the ball struck him on the arm, hurting him temporarily. Instant replay showed that it was not an obvious call by the umps, but the sound should have been evidence that Jeter was faking. But why question the Yankee captain? Was he really stooping this low? Were the Yankees beginning to fear the Rays? They couldn’t win the old-fashioned way?
The pretend hit did more than just give Jeter first base, it got Joe Maddon ejected from the game, and then it allowed a home run by the next batter, sending the stadium to a frenzy that does not happen enough in Tampa Bay. The Yankees took a 3-2 lead by the time the Rays went up to bat. The playoff atmosphere was oozing everywhere, as everyone was still bitter about the Jeter hit. The fans, the spectators, the commentators, were all still in utter shock that one of baseball’s golden stars did what he did. Now us Rays fans had more reason to hate the Yankees, especially if they walk away with this close game over that call.
Crawford and Longoria were out in the bottom half of the 7th inning. Phil Hughes was looking good, and ready to win the series. Matt Joyce however smacks in a single, giving the Rays a little emotional boost. Dan Johnson was up to the plate, with already one home run under his belt. We couldn’t have expected another home run off of Hughes, that’s just too much. He was just playing in Japan we would be asking too mu---oh my goodness.
Dan Johnson blasted a second home run, pushed the momentum the other direction, and sent Tropicana Field into an absolute frenzy. The Rays led 4-3 and first place was once again within their grasp. By the time the game had ended, the Rays were in first, were gaining much more respect in the baseball world, and Jeter's seemingly innocent move turned into major controversy about sportsmanship, and about his legacy.
However this series was not without its consequences. The Rays and the Yankees were so fatigued fighting so much (especially during this three-game series) that their stamina was coming to an end as the surging Rangers showed up and beat them in the playoffs. The reason I picked this game was because it was an early September game with more playoff atmosphere than the Rangers/Rays actual playoff series several weeks later. It was also a game that would remain embedded in Rays fans' memories because of Jeter's performance. Whether or not it was wrong one thing was certain: the Tampa Bay Rays were no joke, no fluke, no one-year wonder---this team is here to stay in the top tri-state rivalry in all sports.
To be continued...
This NFL season is making no sense whatsoever
See this:
We have the Dolphins winning only once at home, yet still be in the playoff hunt with a phenomenal 6-1 road record. We have the no-name offense Patriots nearly running toe to toe with the offensive numbers of their perfect season team years ago. And all the offense explosiveness happened after they got rid of Randy Moss. And they lost to the Browns. We have the Jets, who were just inches away from getting kicked out of the playoff race last year nearly on top of the division this year—only to lose to the Patriots and then lose to the Dolphins at home---while failing to score an offensive touchdown in either game. The Buffalo Bills have lost 3 overtime games---and could have had a 6-7 record if they had won them.
This NFL season is making no sense whatsoever.
Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens are playing together, and their team has a 2-11 record. Last year the Bengals clinched their division. Um..yea. The Steelers were without Big Ben for four games (after being with him all of last year) and are on top of their division this year. A hall of famer has been with three teams this year, and has given each team losing records when he exists in the organization. Just what does Randy Moss do wrong? The Cleveland Browns upset the Saints, Patriots, Dolphins, and nearly toppled the Jets. Anyone noticing the deadliness of their schedule? And then they lose to the Bills. The Colts were inches from perfection until the upper management decided not to pursue history by resting the starters. They are also the defending AFC champs. Now, they are behind the Jaguars.
This NFL season is making no sense whatsoever.
The Jaguars...
The Kansas City Chiefs were last in their division last year, only to turn things around unexpectedly and suddenly become one of the top teams of the AFC. The freakin’ Raiders: 4-0 in their division, yet third in their division. The Dallas Cowboys clinched their division last year, then lose nearly every game this year and lose their starting quarterback---only to improve as a team after Romo disappears and their longtime coach gets canned. The Vikings were one interception away from entering the Super Bowl, and are now one of the punchlines of the NFL, with Brett Farve looking like utter crap. Two years ago Michael Vick was in jail, and now he is an MVP candidate while marching his Eagles into one of the top spots of the NFL. At the same time, the Lions have the same record as the Broncos and the defending divisional champion Cardinals, while being just one game behind the Cowboys. To add to that, two of their losses came because of referee calls. The Lions could have been 5-8.
This NFL season is making no sense whatsoever.
The Lions could have been 5-8, did you hear me!?!??
The Redskins have a hall of fame candidate at quarterback, only to be placed third in their division. The stinkin’ Bears are leading their division with a questionable quarterback. The Saints were without Reggie Bush for a while, yet manage a great 10-3 record—only to be second in their own division. First place? The 11-2 Falcons, whom had only 9 wins all of last year. The Bucs went from worst to first in their division, only to fall back to third place…ahead of the Carolina Panthers, whom had a .500 record in 2009 and now have a record worse than the Browns and the Lions.
The Cardinals are 4-9....and are only two games behind the division leader…which apparently is a tie between the Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49ers. The Rams were a league-worst 1-15 last year and this year has a good shot at the division crown.
And Tim Tebow STILL is not a starter.
Need I say more?
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
The Greatest Sports Matches of 2010
It has been a spectacular year for sports, honestly, it really has. Soccer was amazing, MLB was memorable, and even the NBA had a decent ending to their usually mediocre season. While the year is not over yet, I can nearly guarantee that we won’t find a game in December that can top the biggest sporting moments we’ve experienced in 2010. These are not ranked in any order, since it’s a mixture of sports and I prefer one sport/league/association over another. Here, we, go!
1) The One-Goaler
Game: United States vs. Algeria
FIFA World Cup 2010
This was the World Cup that would alter Americans’ view of the sport. The sport was already slowly rising in popularity with the MLS (must I reiterate, slowly) and with a new batch of young stars with a hunger to win the world of soccer would experience a sort of rejuvenation in the United States. ESPN’s coverage of this entire event was the channel at its 90s-quality best, before retired players and coaches sucked all the fun and intelligence of the coverage of ESPN televised events.
After a crazy opener against England, and a game that should have been won by the Americans, the US team needed a win here or they would have to go home. Their opponent was the quietly stubborn Algeria. What happened in this game was a full-on offensive attack from the United States that started from the 10-minute marker all the way to the end of the game. Playing in a desperation style, the United States played with more ferociousness than most soccer teams in the entire tournament. Despite the US owning the soccer ball most of the time, Algeria’s defense was relentless and would not give up. And then, when the United States looked like they were going home without even qualifying…….
Landon Donovan.
The goal that sent the United States into the quarterfinals.
It was a tense game with more close calls than St. Maarten on a busy afternoon. And it would also propel the popularity of United States soccer into new heights, with the help of ESPN, the high-speed internet society, word-of-mouth, and a newfound respect of the sport.
2) The Second Hand of God
Game: Uruguay vs. Ghana
FIFA World Cup 2010 Knockout Stage
Uruguay was cruising through the World Cup with ease. Ghana became the representative of the continent of Africa by being the lone remaining African squad in competition, having just beaten the United States in another close match. What happened next was some of the best soccer I’ve ever seen, and the sports match that was among the closest to giving me and the commentators a heart attack.
The game was tied after 90 minutes so it went into an extra period. There was already a flurry of attacks from both sides as it was a heavily offensive matchup. The game could have gone either way. Despite all the shots on goal, it took 45 minutes before the first goal, and after the tie, nobody scored again. And then came that final stinkin' minute in extra time before the potential penalty kicks.
Ghana went on a final rampage, which included three shots right at the goalie. While the first two were amazingly saved, the third shot was about to go in. The ball was over everyone's head. For that split second, everyone knew it. The players, the fans, the commentators, everyone. At the last moment, Luis Suarez did the ultimate sacrifice---he put his hand on the ball intentionally and illegally blocked it. Everyone saw it, including the refs of course. A crying Suarez was kicked out of the game while Ghana was setting up for the penalty kick and the goal that would finally send an African nation to the semifinals.
And then.....
In the oddest turn of events, the sure-fire winning goal never happened. All of Africa was crushed. Uruguay had a second breath of life. We still had the penalty kicks. But with that epic miss, everyone knew who was going to win.
This game had it all, dozens of close shots, plenty of controversy, amazing plays, amazing saves, and best of all, enough insanity and chaos to create an eventual motion picture. It will be one of the most talked about soccer games for years to come, and that is thanks to the second Hand of God---or whatever you want to call that handball play that rocked the world.
3) Ray Finkle II and III
Game: Boise State vs. Nevada
Boise State was making a strong push towards the championship after an impressive last year and defeating Virginia State in the opener. Of course the argument is, Boise State's schedule isn't as tough as most other schools like the SEC.....supposedly. However, with Alabama and Florida not being as impressive as they were last year, and with fewer and fewer schools going through the year undefeated, Boise State was extremely close of having a chance to fight in the big game. All they needed was two more wins, and one of the top 2 teams to lose.
Then came Nevada.
The rivalry between the two schools had already been intense before. But with Nevada hosting the opportunity to end Boise State's chances of doing something that no school west of Texas (excluding California..but they might as well be another country anyway) could ever do, they were more than ready. Boise State wasn't playing their best ball, but still kept pace against a spunky Nevada squad. They were exchanging leads multiple times throughout the close match. On the latter ends of the 4th quarter Nevada had tied the game with very little time left. And then with no hope in their soul, the Broncos throw a hail mary.
The result is one of the greatest college football plays in the last 20 years, and this is without a doubt, no exaggeration. The throw, the leap, the catch, and the instant calling of the timeout the moment he realized Boise had one more chance in them. And just like in the Ghana/Uruguay game, Boise State had the game. All they needed was a small field goal. Just one. 20 yarder.
Oops.
But at least there's overtime.
Oops again. Boise State had yet another chance to put away the game and continue their hopes for a championship bid. But after another missed field goal, Boise State lost all momentum, and you can see they felt defeated after their kicker let them down again. With that second miss, we all knew Nevada was going to win, we all knew Nevada was going to make their field goal.
Yep.
I always screamed that there should be a playoff in college football, so we can have these potentially epic matches like Boise State vs. Alabama, like Utah vs. Florida, etc. I strongly believe that the smaller schools all deserve some sort of chance to prove their worth and head towards the championship. But with Boise State's loss, for at least a couple of years we will not see another small school make such a strong push for the big show. And yes, TCU was ranked high, but they weren't that much of a threat.
4) Shootout at the Big Easy
Game: NFC Championship Game
Vikings vs. Saints
On one corner you have a football team that helped lift the spirits of a city utterly destroyed by a hurricane and poor planning in preparation for the storm. On the other hand you have an aging legend just begging for a final Super Bowl run before retirement---even though he should have done it years upon years ago. The Vikings suddenly became a force to be reckoned after signing Brett Farve and suddenly dominating its rather-easy schedule and surprisingly being one game away from the big show. But New Orleans was playing at home in front of an extremely hungry game. This match was going to be good.
Nearly 58 million people tuned in to this game, which reached instant classic status because it was a nail-biter from the first second to the very last (9 fumbles for crying out loud---6 by the Vikings). The momentum had shifted so many times, it became like a gruesome tennis volley with no end in sight. The Saints scored first, but then the Vikings scored twice. By halftime, the game was a tie. Third quarter, the game was tied.
Of course, then we enter the fourth quarter. The game was tied up, but the Vikings still had enough time for a run. Surely enough, Brett Farve was looking like his 90s self as he marched down the field with the Vikings. They were within field goal range but decided to try one more play. And of course, Brett Farve reacts incorrectly under playoff pressure. Here it is.
What could have been a game-winning field goal turned into an interception, even though Farve had the chance to take a knee or rush out of bounds to stop the clock. Many possibilities were present, but his gunslinging skills once again cost him a potential win. It was the most heartbreaking moment in Vikings history since this disaster. Or this one. Or this one.
So now in overtime the Saints won the coin toss, and held their destiny. After a close fourth down, they were in field goal range, and football history was in place. The field goal would lift them into the Super Bowl.
"It is good--ood--ooodddd!!!!"
The 40-yarder was good, giving us more evidence that the football Gods just don't like the Vikings..and that it was destiny bringing the Saints into the Super Bowl. Of course, just to add insult, we have the momentum suicidal Colts not deliver their best performance, allowing for the Saints to win it all. However, the Saints biggest test in their championship run was this phenomenal game, and Brett Farve's closest chance of getting another ring ended here with another mistake, another interception.
To Be Continued.....
P.S. Yes, that was Johnny Bravo
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Other World Cup Host Potentials that can/shall/will piss off Americans
So apparently the World Cup peeps are just trying to anger the Americans. While I am not trying to bash Qatar, this location was an extremely left-field choice, and the economically smarter choice would have been the last superpower country that has not been overcome by soccer fever like virtually everywhere else. And I forgot to mention the brutal summers that this country experiences...imagine how the players must feel. Obama and the United States had been prepping for this potential hosting duty for a while now, with Florida approving high-speed rails left and right and a proposal to connect Orlando to Tampa and potentially Miami. Nonetheless, we had been snubbed, as we lost to a place the size of Connecticut and the popularity of Sunset 60 (extra points if you tell me what that is).
But hey, while we are on the subject of potentially picking out-of-left-field choices to upset Americans (the soccer federation’s excuse is that they want to pick adventurous locations for their World Cups…so how do you explain the Germany and Japan decisions of previous World Cups?), I have assembled a list of other locations the World Cup can take place is that will not only not be in America (grammar rules it does!) , but will take place in locations that will piss off the few American fans that actually exist. These aren’t just places to play, these are places to play and make America very angry.
The original logical choice would be Canada. Why not give the 2026 hosting duties to Canada? Then have some games right on the border of the United States, just to piss them off a bit more.
Last but not least, have Montreal host a few games, as payback for what happened to the Expos back in 1994 (After two decades of disappointment, we build a potential dynasty and you moth#*&$*##*$&(*@s couldn’t agree on a few millions!?!?) Canada would also work fine because unlike Qatar, Canada isn’t a brutal hellhole (in terms of playing sports) in the summertime. Celine Dion can sing the official song, and then the French cycling team can carry around the game ball. Spite is beautiful.
Hosting the World Cup in Iraq would be near-suicide, but downright mean (and for the cynics, hilarious). They can definitely lift the spirits of the country and the economy (honestly, Iraq could use a booster like the World Cup to start a new era in the world), but the sheer idea of spending money to send MORE people into Iraq (this time instead to play ball) would be the ultimate kick in the pants—and a nice blend of irony and cruelty. That’s just what you get for hosting a pointless war in a pointless time without an actual point or an actual goal in mind. Now, this time, you can head to Iraq with an actual goal in mind…to win. By the way, hosting the World Cup in Iraq would permanently make the Americans the “road team.” I would say Afghanistan; but that war already ended….wait…there are still soldiers there? Shame on me for mixing sports and politics.............
Greenland would be the “Oh come on, what the @()&$(**@()$” choice of the millennium. Not only does it have just a mere 56,000 people, but it also cannot even grow enough grass to sustain a soccer field. Nonetheless, it still has soccer as the official sport. So the pick here would be logical, and another way to truly anger Americans by giving the spot to a place in North America, but NOT America. Greenland can definitely give it a shot, as their slogan can be “Not America.” That just might work.
Why not Cuba? Better yet, give it to the Caribbean west of Puerto Rico. This time, some games can be held 80 miles south of Key West, and the rest of the games can be played in nations that prefer baseball. I wonder what would happen if the World Cup Federation just handed the selection to the Dominican Republic and the West Indies without them even trying.
Antarctica. We already picked one extreme (heat) so why not aim for the other? Antarctica’s economy is virtually non-existent, but there are plenty of people there (a few thousand—mostly researchers that probably don’t even know Spain are defending champs) that would love to see a soccer game in their backyard. This can bring tourists over from all over the world; this can introduce them to a world they know nothing about. Imagine an opportunity to watch soccer by day, and then hang out with penguins after it’s all done. Then we can show them the supposed effects of global warming. It can be fun, freezing, educational, very unique, and best of all, a slap in the face to the American soccer peeps. I can see it now: “We lost to ANTARTICA?!?!?! #)(&#)(@#mother()*@*#))#, they don’t even have a capital city!!!! Do they even have a city?!!?!? M&#(*))()(((**!!!!”
Many other potential candidates exist: Poland (Years ago, John Kerry forgot about Poland, now the country has revenge), Ghana (they seem to beat the Americans all the time in soccer, might as well beat them in hosting too), the Cook Islands ($10 if you know where that is without looking at a map), Tristan da Cunha ($100 if you know where that is without looking at a map), and lastly:
The Moon. I am pretty sure when every other country has been represented and the World Cup Federation ran out of options besides America (assuming America apparently still makes the world grumpy in 2058), the moon will be next. This would be the final, final punch, the final jab, the final slap, and the final insult to American soccer fans.
Wait, one more:
Moon. On French soil.
Boy am I bored.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
The Great United States Citizen Bailout
So we still owe money. Lots of it. The country is facing a nasty debt that seems to have no end. Now, more than ever, the Obama clan has to come up with a crazy plan to turn things around in the remaining two years otherwise the Republicans will definitely have the upper hand when the next elections arrive. While Obama should not be fully to blame for the downfall of our economy, he hasn’t exactly brought anything to the table to help us out. We are still funding a war overseas that should have been over years ago, we are still sticking our noses elsewhere around the world before fixing our problems, and lastly that unfortunate health care bill just created more enemies than friends in the White House. But you know what I think? Its time for a bailout…but not of a company, but of people.
Think about it: Obama steps up to the podium and announces that the government paid all the credit card companies a set amount to cover their losses, but is being done for the greater good. Every legal United States citizen can wake up in the morning, without owing a single credit card company anything. As long as you don’t owe credit card companies a total of over $10,000 (which would mean you just went insane and probably should be leaning towards bankruptcy) all your debt has been eliminated. Everyone in terms of credit (not including car/house/college/big stuff loans) starts off at 0…all over again, almost like a new beginning. How awesome would that be?
Now why bailout all the fat cats in the big-arse companies in the auto and banking industries when the true backbone of America is the people? Don’t the people deserve a break after going through the toughest decade since the Great Depression? I am not saying we ALL are suffering, and I am also not saying that some of this mayhem isn’t our fault, but there are a lot of innocents suffering setbacks in these darker times. Now how great would it be to start 2011 with an opportunity to spend again, to save money again, to financially breathe a little easier. All this nation really needs is a small glimmer of hope, some light at the end of the tunnel, and this would definitely provide it.While this won't destroy all that we owe, it would definitely help a lot as we fight to keep our homes and possessions.
I can see the opponents to this radical idea. Of course, the credit card companies would hate this, and I’m sure some people would find fault in eliminating debt to everyone. Of course, there has to be limits, and this is where most will disagree. I think you must be a legal citizen, must not have any major felonies in recent years, must not be making over 500,000 a year, and you must be a Rays fan (kidding about one of these...). Meet those priorities, and you are all set. That vacation you wanted to take? Now you can start saving and hoping. All the debt that piled up while you were unemployed? It’s gone. And I think this bailout would lead to a happier nation, and one willing to spend again, willing to ramble on like in the 90s when Clinton was running the show.
Anybody else see this as a good idea? Anybody else see any potential major setbacks that I just don’t see? One argued that we will just be irresponsible again, but I say most of America deserves a second chance, and this crazy radical bailout could be the key. Anyone with me? Am I alone in this? Did anyone catch the Hot Fuzz reference?
Sunday, November 28, 2010
The Sad Wilting of the Legend of Zelda
Back in 1996, when the Nintendo 64 first came out, the excitement towards the next Zelda game was beyond disbelief. The demand for what would eventually be Ocarina of Time was so great that the gamers flocked towards a similar RPG/adventure game that came out before, turning Quest 64 into a surprise hit. While Quest 64 mildly fanned the flames, the explosive demand for Zelda 64 was hogging all the Nintendo Power storylines. When Ocarina of Time finally got its release in 1998, it was one of the biggest stories in the history of gaming. The perfect reviews came flying in, the controversies were rocking the shoreline, and the sales were bringing the Nintendo 64 into the limelight of the gaming war against the Playstation and the Sega Saturn.
Let’s turn the switch into today. With the greatest generation of gaming we have ever experienced (I honestly mean that), the Nintendo Wii is going to receive a second Zelda game in its already-impressive library of games. A second Zelda game in a Nintendo system’s lifetime has only happened twice: the NES (technically...) and the Nintendo 64 (although we can argue that Majora’s Mask would have been much more successful as a Gamecube launch title). The game is scheduled to come out next year. But the hype meter isn’t quite there. In an age in which gamers are stoked about an upcoming release years before its eventual arrival date (See: Gran Turismo 5), the fact that Skyward Sword is receiving no attention whatsoever is quite baffling. Even though Ocarina of Time was not feeding many updates to gamers, our curiosity was running wild. Now, I barely hear anything. Even the applause was a bit muffled when the game was presented in this previous E3.
Remember the craziness surrounding the trailer for what eventually became Twilight Princess? Gamers were sobbing at seeing the next Zelda. Literally sobbing. Now? Nothing. A few claps, a few cheers, but nothing outstanding. So what happened? How did we get from overwhelming hype to mere whispers? I have a theory, and its just a theory. But its one that is not good news for Zelda fans. But I believe that the appeal of the Legend of Zelda franchise has shrunken a bit, is still shrinking. It looks like the maturity of the gaming world has finally caught up to Zelda, and unless Nintendo does an incredible turn-around to their latest installment, we just might see the first Zelda flop.
The Zelda franchise has remained among the best in all of gaming history because it was always multiple steps ahead of the curve, in terms of quality, maturity, storytelling, and technical feats. The original Zelda for the NES was the first to have a save feature, since the original quest was quite lengthy. The second Zelda would be among the first to mix RPG with adventure/action. To add to that, Zelda II would also be among the first games to have many non-player characters play vital roles in the hero’s quest. While Zelda II's impact on the franchise was minimal, it was still a sucess and would alter the way adventure and RPG games are made.
And then we come to Link to the Past, which would be the biggest video game in the history of the 32-bit warfare between Genesis and the Super Nintendo. It was your average epic quest except the storyline was among the most mature of its time, and the budgeting behind this game was among the largest for any product in the early 90s. It wasn’t just a game; it was a benchmark in video game production. To this day it has aged amazingly well and remains one of the best video games in history. The quiet success Link’s Awakening would be the final stab at the Sega Game Gear, destroying it with incredible sales responding to incredibly extensive Zelda gameplay that by miracle was minimized to a couple gigabites. The colorful Game Gear was destroyed by the colorless Game Boy because of games like Link's Awakening. And any game that can overcome the storyline flaw of (Spoiler?) "it was all just a dream" deserves a place in gaming history.
Ocarina of Time would raise the bar even higher by introducing a state-of-the-art camera system, the best graphics for years to come, a targeting system that is used even today, and some of the most expansive and incredibly diverse gameplay in history. The perfect scores from critics and gamers were confirming the fact that the gameplay we were seeing here was something new and something incredibly good for the world of gaming. The Zelda franchise was constantly raising the bar, constantly introducing gameplay elements that forever alter the production of video games. Then with Majora’s Mask, we hit a new high in presentation and execution that to this day, has not been met by any adventure game----and I am including Wind Waker and Twilight Princess.
Majora’s Mask would introduce the gaming world to one of the darkest and most mature stories ever told in the medium, followed by a day/night 3-day system that not enough modern-day video games use. While Ocarina of Time was the first to use the day/night system, Majora’s Mask expanded and perfected it by giving the gamers a three-day time limit to save the world before its impending doom. While it was the least successful Zelda at the time, it was because it came out towards the very end of the N64 lifespan with limited marketing. This would be part of Nintendo’s first heavy push of mature storytelling to combat the Playstation’s array of mature games; as Perfect Dark came out the same year.
However, the gaming world caught up to Zelda. By the time Wind Waker came out, the XBox and Playstation 2 already had a heavy dosage of massive-scale games with deep and involving storylines, state-of-the-art graphics, epic soundtracks, and mature presentation and gameplay that proved that the medium wasn’t just for kids anymore; now teenagers, college-goers, and adults are playing games and enjoying them immensely. Grand Theft Auto III became the new medium-changer, by introducing us to a sandbox-style of gaming that gave gamers full control on what to do. What was Zelda’s reply? Cartoonish graphics, watered-down gameplay, lack of voice acting, and overall, nothing new to the table. All of a sudden, Zelda wasn’t ahead of the curve, it was inside the curve with the likes of Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Final Fantasy, Splinter Cell, and other major developed franchises.
So now we have Twilight Princess. The trailer years before promised a new-look-no-cartoon-whatsoever Zelda, a much more mature Zelda. A Zelda that can and will match the likes of the competition at the time (Fable was breathing down their necks ---with the developers being their own worst enemy---see Fable III). So we finally get our Twilight Princess after being delayed multiple times (an expected outcome in the Gamecube days) for the Gamecube and for the Nintendo Wii. So what did we get? Same ol’ Zelda, decent game, but not quite bringing anything new to the table yet again.
The mature Zelda we were promised instead became a mild retread of Ocarina of Time and Link to the Past. Majora’s Mask remains the most mature of the Zeldas. Unlike what the Mario franchise experienced with the Mario Galaxy games or what the Metroid franchise experienced with Metroid Prime, the Zelda franchise has yet to have a seemingly fresh rejuvenation since 1998—when Ocarina of Time struck. The sales weren’t the best, and it was a launch title. It was not able to outsell Ocarina of Time, and the market was much much smaller back in 1998.
This isn’t to say that Twilight Princess was a bad game, but the hype for Zelda gameplay had diminished, because it’s starting to become formulaic. Twilight Princess was bigger and badder, but still felt the same. Once the DS games feature more originality and creativity, we have an issue at hand. It barely sold 500,000 copies in Japan, the original country that embraced the franchise. And after releasing multiple consecutive games that can easily be hailed as among the best ever, all of a sudden we see Call of Duty, Halo, and even Mario embracing the epic scale—leaving Zelda in the dust.
So how do we save the Zelda franchise from creating a flop and leveling its reputation to the level of forgotten Nintendo franchises like Star Fox and F-Zero? A major change must be done, and not just in the playcontrol scheme. Super Mario Galaxy’s major success was because of its innovative gameplay, not the innovative motion controls. Mario Galaxy introduced a new way of playing Super Mario, by expanding its creativity to the utmost levels and still tying it to the core charm of the plumber. Miyamoto and the staff found every possible way to sneak in gameplay elements never before experienced in Mario games before and since. Now we have Super Mario riding through space and entering dozens of different planets, each with their own unique obstacles and gravitational pulls. Then add the totally enhanced art style and soundtrack. Mario got an upgrade, one that everyone noticed. Zelda needs this sort of upgrade.
Voice acting I have never found to be too crucial, but with the technology progressing, budgets flying, and presentation of gaming reaching levels I had never anticipated prior to the release of the XBox 360, its time for the Legend to get with the program. It does not have to be all dialogue and heavy voice-acting, and does not have to have sweeping cut scenes similar to Final Fantasy (by the way, is anybody still playing XIII?) Link does not have to talk, he can be the Samurai Jack type, letting his actions deliver his emotions and intentions.
However, the music is no excuse, it has to be orchestrated. If Super Mario and Smash Brothers can do it, so should Zelda. How fitting would it be for Link to travel with a 50-piece orchestra blasting in the background? The Legend of Zelda introduced the world to the beauty of combining music with the gameplay (See: Link to the Pasts’ epic opening song). Koji Kondo is the best composer in all of gaming, and I am sure can crank out a beautiful assortment of music to go with Link’s next quest. But orchestrated music must be done.
Last but not least, this game needs its special niche to separate itself from the usual epic games. Link to the Past had its amazing Dark World. Ocarina of Time had its incredible usage of time travel. Majora’s Mask had its time travel mixed with an impossible time limit--mixed with a beautifully sad story of death, and the emotional perils of being the hero. Oracle of Ages/Seasons used an interconnecting system that allowed you to play two quests in whatever order you choose. Even Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks had their clever use of the DS touchscreen. Wind Waker and Twilight Princess were missing that special edge, that special niche. Not sure what it should be, but the developers need to figure a way to introduce a gameplay element that will have gamers seeing and playing Zelda in a different way.
My recommendation is the Fable effect—in which Link’s decisions alter the way the game is played. What if you choose to live your life a bit longer instead of heading out to save Zelda? What if you choose to join the dark side in order to get closer to Zelda? What if you don’t choose to rescue Zelda at all? Whatever you choose alters the way the game plays out over the years. It would be like Fable, but with the special Zelda charm that Fable has yet to really achieve. This would also pitch the franchise to a maturity level that some of us gamers have been desiring since Majora’s Mask. This would lead to multiple scenarios, multiple endings, and endless single-player replay value that just doesn't exist in modern-games.
Personally, if it were up to me, I would add this level of major decision-making to the game. But whatever the developers come up with, it has to deter itself from your average hero-save-princess quest, because the competition of these types of games are much heavier and deadlier than ever. Nintendo has been mildly suffering amongst the hardcore gamers because of its lack of ability to provide deeper gameplay values into most of its franchises (See: Metroid—going backwards, Star Fox, F-Zero). Skyward Sword can be the beginning of a new good chapter in gaming, much like what Link to the Past did all those years ago.
Bottom Line: I am a big fan of the Zelda franchise, but I admit that I am not at all excited about the next Zelda, because the franchise has seen better days, has seen more innovative days, and is facing some stiff competition. After seeing what Nintendo did to Super Mario (Mario in an epic-like game was unheard of a decade ago…now we have seen two for the Wii), I believe that they can save Zelda. But Skyward Sword has yet to prove this, and I want to be proven wrong in the coming months when we see more details. Otherwise, this might be the first major Zelda release I will not try to purchase opening day.
The Legend of Zelda needs a change, needs a facelift, and needs it soon, for its popularity has taken a mild hit this generation. Zelda will forever be a part of Nintendo history, but in the direction its going, its pulse on the world of gaming is weakening. Skyward Sword can’t just be another quest, it has to truly rise up and give gamers a one-two punch of maturity and incredible gameplay that will bring us back to the 90s Zelda quality. Zelda needs to return to being the frontrunner in how games should be made. I want this game to succeed, but most of all, I want this game to impress me, I want this game to epically and undoubtedly blow me away like what Zelda used to do two gaming generations ago.
Nintendo, impress me. I challenge you.
Allow for Link to rise again.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
The day the AFC was turned upside-down
The Colts were undefeated taking on a surging Jets team that was fighting multiple teams for the final playoff spot. For the final spot, it was the Jets, Dolphins, Texans, Jaguars, Broncos, Steelers, Titans, and even the Bills (just kidding about that last part) knocking each other around for the 6th seed in the AFC. The Jets had one of the longer shots to nab the spot, as it was looking more and more like the Steelers or Texans were posed to take the spot. The Jets had to defeat an undefeated team on the road and then take on a rough Bengals squad in the final game. Chances were slim. On the other hand, all the Colts had to do was win at home, and then take on the laughable Bills. With those two wins, they would become only the third team in NFL history with an entire season without a loss. In the postseason, they would become the most feared team in all of football.
It was the third quarter and the Colts held a nice 15-10 lead. It was close, but the Colts had the edge in momentum and also in experience—plus they had Payton Manning. And then the Colts decided to stop pursuing perfection, much to the disdain of the fans that went to the game. The Colts fans wanted to see their team attempt a plateau rarely before accomplished. The Colts had the offsensive firepower, experience, and skill set to be able to win all 16 games—at least. But, in order to avoid potential injury, and since they already had clinched the conference, the coach pulled all the key players.
The Jets had their chance to hit. Before you know it, the Jets ended the Colt’s undefeated streak. All of a sudden, a new life burst into the franchise as they suddenly had a great chance of entering the postseason over the likes of the Steelers and the Titans. The momentum for the Colts took a much heavier hit than recently anticipated.Not only did they finally lose, but they lost at home, and the fans were furious at the results. They looked vulnerable—especially after losing to the Bills in their following game. In the meantime, the Jets destroyed the Bengals and all of a sudden, they surged past the better-looking Texans, Steelers, Dolphins (whom beat the Jets twice that season), and Broncos to enter the postseason in surprising fashion. We were no longer looking at the Colts in the playoffs. Instead, the playing field leveled. We no longer had the 16-0 Colts. We had a 14-2 Colts team in the playoffs with the tough Ravens, tough Patriots, and a nasty Jets team that had just defeated the Bengals AND the Chargers in the playoffs. It became an AFC power switchover.
The Colts would eventually top the Jets in the playoffs, but enough damage was done. The Colts did not look invincible when they entered the Super Bowl. The Jets on the other hand had a new attitude, a new look, a new positive outlook towards the upcoming season. Behind their interesting quarterback Mark Sanchez, they felt more than accomplished going as far as they did. The Saints would defeat a Colts team that had very little intimidation, and very little fear factor towards the opponent. If they had won their game against the Jets like they should have with Payton Manning and their offensive squad, then it would have been the Saints getting the harsh job of topping an undefeated team. While the Giants did meet the challenge against the Patriots, that was because the Patriots had underestimated their opponent. The Saints won, and questions began surrounding Payton Manning.
Right here, the AFC would shift into the firestorm that it is today. Most of you will disagree and say that what happened the season before has minimal effect on what is going on today. But just look at what is going on. The Jets are suddenly on top of the world with an 8-2 record, and this was essentially the same team from last year (with the exception of a re-energized Tomlinson). You telling me they improved as a team? Not really, but with an easier schedule than most squads and with a fresh new attitude, they’ve been winning their close games, and their cockiness has yet to let them down.
Now, the Dolphins (you can say injuries also affected the record—but they were starting a downward spiral before the hurt players), Titans, Bengals, Broncos, and most importantly the Colts are struggling a bit right now. And they all have generally the same exact squad from the year before. The Colts have been hammered with injuries as well, but from week 1 they were exposed to be a team with minimal change, and now the rest of the league is catching up. After getting trashed by the Texans (see the running team run over the Colts like a train taking out a leaf?), the fear of facing the Colts just wasn’t there anymore. The Jets now look like a powerhouse team, when just a year ago they should not have even entered the playoffs—but a team literally quit to preserve the players.
Bottom Line: The point of this random article is that after a simple football game nearly a year ago, a brand new powerful AFC team emerged, and another one began showing signs of age. With this switch of power, the Jets and Colts turned the AFC upside-down, as suddenly the Jets, Jaguars and Chiefs are leading their divisions, the Raiders are actually looking decent, and even the Cleveland Browns showed some signs of life after two upsets and a near third upset.
At the same time, the Colts are 6-4; and this was a team that a year ago was on a winning tear. Meanwhile the Bengals are in a dismal place at the bottom of the rankings, the once-promising Texans are just an afterthought, and the Broncos despite its promising young coach are a joke. The younger, lower-key squads are playing better because the Jets proved that anybody can indeed beat anybody, with or without a plethora of stars. Teams like the Browns no longer just get kicked around by the high-profile teams like the Patriots; every week has been a brutal battle amongst everyone involved. The AFC is now wide open for the taking, as all of a sudden the usually-successful teams like the Patriots, Steelers, Ravens, and Colts can be brought down, any given Sunday. And this craziness all started on that one afternoon.
On December 27th, 2009.
"You play to win the game!!"
~Herm Edwards
Friday, November 19, 2010
Dear Green Bay Packers,
This is it. This is your opportunity. This is your chance to end what you’ve started. A new era of football can begin right away; all you have to do is win your next game. No, better yet, crush the other team on your next game. That’s right guys; I am talking about the Minnesota Vikings, led by an almost-down-for-the-count Brett Farve. The Vikings are inches away from being utterly doomed this season, as the Bears and Packers are running away with this division. Last season, the Vikings were literally one poor interception away (guess who made it) from going all the way to the Super Bowl. All they needed was a good young quarterback and they were a Super Bowl-calibur organization.
Instead, they went with a man who screams attention just as much as your MTV reality stars. Instead, you went with a man that should have retired five years ago. Instead, you went with a quarterback that has more interceptions than touchdowns in the past two seasons. And you Packers started this, by giving him hope year after year after year, when deep down you all knew that his best days were long gone. He was a decent quarterback before (back in the 90s), but he is a wilted shadow of his former self. Yet here he is all over ESPN, all over the news, conquering all football media with his selfish and self-centered ways.
No more, Packers, you can end it all with one victory. You would be 7-3, and tied for the division lead. The Vikings would be a dismal 3-7, and closer to the Lions than the top of the standings. The Vikings can move on (I am sure their other quarterback would be stoked), the NFL can move on, and we can move on. Aaron Rodgers has his chance to fully relinquish all bitter memories of the previous Packer era. Aaron Rodgers can finally rise above the Farve shadow and give his Packer fans a new ray of hope. All it takes is this one game. Win it. Do it for your fans. Do it for us. And please do it for my sanity.
Sincerely,
Sick-of-hearing-about-that-overrated-overexposed-old-fart-quarterback
Milton
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The Best of Dreamworks
Now that I have recently seen the highly-acclaimed How to Train Your Dragon, I consider myself a valid expert in Dreamworks films. The Dreamworks brand has made as much as Pixar over the years (3.4 billion vs. 2.8 billion), which is thanks to its heavier amount of input and it’s more successful marketing skills (and technically, because their films are much much easier to market). Despite the superior amount of money, Dreamworks really doesn’t even come close to Pixar in terms of animation, reputation, and quality. Despite all this though, they do have their share of great films that are indeed watchable and sometimes even memorable. I am going to rank the top 7 Dreamworks films they’ve released thus far—and I am excluding Megamind (which I have very little faith in…).
Just Missed the Cut: Antz.
Would have been in the top 7 if it weren’t for How to Train Your Dragon. It is one of the few Woody Allen-starring movies I can actually watch.
#7: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
The title makes no sense (they weren’t trying to escape from anywhere in the movie, nor were they trying to fly TO Africa), the sentimental value is silly nonsense, and the lead villain resembles Scar quite a lot (looks AND personality). That being said, the freakin’ penguins are here and just as clever and hilarious as ever. That being said, King Julien was just as silly and unpredictable as in the original. That being said, the movie still is a hoot to watch, especially the opening moments with the airplane scene. This movie is forgettable, but a barrel of laughs nonetheless.
#6: How to Train Your Dragon
While the movie lacks the laughs of the original book, the creators of Lilo and Stitch (before getting fired by the subtly impatient Pixar and switching sides) composed a great script full of deep sentimental value, plenty of action, jaw-dropping aerial scenes, and just an overall satisfactory work of filmmaking. Toy Story 3 is leagues ahead of this picture for the Best Animated Feature category in the Oscars, but if this film doesn’t at least get a nomination, I will be extremely surprised.
#5: Kung Fu Panda
I am not a fan of using popular actors just to voice characters in animated films. Not only do they usually deliver subpar performances, but they sometimes setback the entire film. Kung Fu Panda is an exception, and an example. Lucy Liu, Angelina Jolie, and Seth Rogen could have been replaced by anybody, and it would not have dampened the film (actually, could have improved it). But, Jack Black and especially Dustin Hoffman delivered that extra “oomph” that propelled this movie into new surprising heights. The fight scenes were well-choreographed, the animation was nearly on par with Pixar, and the film’s energy kept you entertained.
#4: Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
This box-office flop was a magical film that despite not being above and beyond in terms of quality, maintained a steady pace of laughs, thrills, plot twists, and extremely hidden adult humor. This movie proved that Wallace and Gromit do better in a 30-minute format, but that doesn’t mean this movie isn’t watchable. And let’s not forget about those adorable bunnies.
#3: Madagascar
I had no hope in this movie before it came out. No hope whatsoever. Expecting a mediocre Dreamworks effort, I was treated to one of the funniest computer animated movies of all-time. Yes, the heart most certainly is not there (which became the base of all the critic’s complaints) but the fast-paced, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it New York-slapstick-pop culture brand of humor was on par from beginning to end. The cast of characters each had their funny moments, with King Julien and the penguins stealing the show (just like in the sequel). Many one-liners later, this movie easily stands as one of Dreamwork’s best works.
#2: Shrek
The original anti-Disney flick that ruined princess-based movies forever. This movie tore apart the Disney formula and bashed anything that resembles the mighty mouse and his minions. Not only was this movie something that nobody dared to make, but this movie was also hilarious, touching, smart, well-written, well-directed, well-acted, and just an overall amazing piece of work. For the first time in its history, Dreamworks had beaten a Pixar film in terms of money and also in terms of quality. It is just a total shame the sequels totally failed to live up to the original. They honestly weren’t even close.
#1: Chicken Run
Nick Park was already a major success with his Wallace and Gromit creations. However he hit his peak with this fantastically underrated gem. Chicken Run is the cleverest, funniest, and best of the Dreamworks bunch. While this is mildly unfair since it was not as much Dreamworks as it is an Aardman creation, its under the banner so I can/will include it on this list. This movie has it all, excellent and intelligent references, a unique plot, plenty of British charm, great voice acting, and best of all, an action sequence that resembles Indiana Jones. This is easily the best movie to carry the Dreamworks banner.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
The 40 Best Movie Soundtracks of All-Time (The Top 10)
Top Movie Soundtracks Part 1
This is a continuation of my list, as I am revealing my top 10 picks for the best movie soundtracks in the history of cinema. Enjoy!!!
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10) Toy Story
Standout Song: You've Got a Friend in Me
Randy Newman had been in the business for a very long time before striking eternal gold here. This soundtrack propelled the Pixar flick into new heights, as "You've Got a Friend" basically became the modern-day "Wish Upon a Star," that one song that defines, represents, and transports you to Disney. But it wasn't just the opening track that makes this soundtrack a masterpiece; there's the sad "I Will go Sailing No More" and the upbeat "Strange Things" to help propel this gem into a bonafide Disney staple. But none of these songs compare to the music playing when Buzz and Woody are "falling with style" towards the end of the movie.
9) For a Few Dollars More
Standout Song: Title Theme
Ennio Morricone had been around for a while before creating this masterpiece. Unlike most movies, when the music seems like was added post-production, it seems like this movie was created first and the filming went along with what they were listening (Which I believe became the strategy for later Morricone/Leone collaborations). Unlike the music of today, Ennio never used a heavy orchestra or a complicated set of instruments; he used a catchy whistling tune, a few Western sound effects, other miscellaneous instruments, and a Fender guitar. Yes folks, a Fender guitar. His music isn't used too much in the movie, but when you hear it, you'll become instantly hooked.
8) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Standout Song: Jack Sparrow Suite
Of all the blockbuster films in recent memory, the music of the Pirates films stands out as the most memorable. When you can hum some of its music long after you saw the movie, you know the music is good. Now, while the music of the original movie was very good, its all about Hans Zimmer stepping in, improving to what was already there, taking cues from Ennio Morricone, and adding more variety. What we have now is a full-on orchestra as well as pipe organs and music boxes being used to compose songs. And who better to create a rousing number during a three-way sword fight (that eventually explodes into a massive action sequence involving unkillable pirates, a massive monster, and a very disgruntled captain) than Hans Zimmer? Of all the blockbuster soundtracks in recent years, this one stands out very far from the rest as the ultimate musical package.
7) Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Standout Song: Imperial March
Contrary to popular belief, the famous theme heard when Darth Vader shows up was not introduced in the original Star Wars, but actually in this one. That song alone places this movie high on the list. Now add the Battle of Hoth, the eerie music during the final battle, and the music that blasts when Han Solo becomes (Spoiler alert?) frozen solid. All of the great Star Wars themes from the original came back, and with some added material. John Williams did not just cut-and-paste, he created yet another amazingly epic assortment of music that will stand the test of time.
6) Beauty and the Beast
Standout Song: Be Our Guest
This was Disney Renaissance's defining moment. This animated film forever killed the notion that animated films were just for kids and kids-at-heart. This movie was very mature in its presentation, its delivery, and its music. From the great opening number lightly setting the tone to the hilarious "Gaston," to the charming "Something There" and "Beauty and the Beast" to the instant classic showstopper "Be Our Guest." Every song in this movie is wonderful, and the musical score that links the songs is just as impressive. And then there's the final five minutes, the famous "Transformation" scene (by Alan Menken).....very moving indeed. While Disney had always been in the frontrunning for best musicals in the history of film, Beauty and the Beast hit a level of quality that Disney animation before and since has rarely ever reached...and the same can be said for its soundtrack.
5) Psycho
Standout Song: Title Theme
The music here is so high on the list for one main reason: it literally scared people out of the theater. Any sort of soundtrack in which it invokes such emotion that you cannot get past the opening credits deserves the utmost praise. Bernard Hermann, a very underrated composer, was at the peak of his game by invoking a very scary sound to a scary movie. While the horror elements of Psycho didn't actually begin until halfway, the tension was quickly built with just the opening credits alone---and that is all thanks to the frightening sounds of the strings. And of course, I didn't even mention the eternally recognizable music that screams during the shower murder scene. That remains the scariest music ever composed. The entire soundtrack is scary, suspenseful, and totally rips at your soul.
4) Up
Standout Song: Married Life
There will be complaints about scoring this movie so high, but the fact remains that this music is among the best I've ever listened to. While it is not complex, it tugs at the heartstrings and doesn't let go. The music here is just as impressive as the best of classical music. Michael Giacchino has been composing excellent music for years (See: Lost) but went with a simpler approach with Up, and the result was fantastic. Up consisted of two main themes, playing constantly throughout the movie, and when the climax approaches, the musical themes literally blend together and clash. This kind of detail into music just isn't done enough, as most composers just tack on a score without truly studying the subject material. That is what separates good composers from bad composers, and what ultimately separates excellent music like Up from your typical soundtrack.
3) Pulp Fiction
Standout Song: Comanche
Very rarely will a soundtrack revive a dead (not dying, which eliminates Saturday Night Fever) genre of music and throw it into the mainstream for years upon years to come. Very rarely will you see a soundtrack flawlessly and perfectly fit the raw style and content in the movie. Very rarely will you see a soundtrack that is just too bad-ass for its own good. Take a lot of underrated and superb surf rock, mix it with some forgotten 70s hits, and top it off with some great covers of classic tunes, and you have yourselves the greatest collection of music ever constructed for a film. Where do I begin? Comanche? Jungle Boogie? Son of a Preacher Man? Bustin' Surfboards? Bullwinkle pt. II? Miserlou? The soundtrack here has it all, and succeeds on every level imaginable.
2) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Standout Song: Opening Theme
You know the opening theme. Everybody knows the opening theme. Decades from now everyone will know the theme. This is the song that propelled Morricone, Leone, and Eastwood into new successful heights. While the movie was indeed epic from beginning to end, it was the soundtrack that made the film larger than life. Ennio Morricone went the whole nine yards by using great guitar work, great vocals, a great whistling tune, and excellent use of strings, excellent use of sound effects, and just an overall grand scale that has yet to be met by any movie (except for my #1 pick of course). Each of the three main characters have their own themes, and they were all excellent. But its towards the climax where the soundtrack really kicks into high gear. Whether its "The Ecstacy of Gold," "The Trio," or the final song leading into the credits, Morricone's music intensified the western, maximized the tension, and raised the bar for movie soundtracks to come. It doesn't get better than this....unless we are talking about....
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1) Star Wars: A New Hope
Standout Tracks:
Main Theme
Cantina Song
Battle Theme
Death Star Theme
Battle of Yavin
Throne Room and End Title
I honestly don't know what other soundtrack can be on top of this list. I am more than accepting of other people's opinions, but there is absolutely no convincing me that another movie has better music than the original Star Wars. There is no way you can possibly find a movie with a better opening, better battle theme, better climactic song, and better ending song than Star Wars. Does not exist, has not exist, and quite possibly for the longest time will not exist. John Williams was at his absolute best here, as he brought out all his tricks (and subtle references to 20th century classical music and music of earlier films) and developed music that will stand the test of time just as well as the best of Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.
From the magnificent opening on, John Williams propelled Star Wars from a fantastic sci-fi flick into a downright guaranteed masterpiece that will influence the way movies are produced and musically scored. Few soundtracks tie as close together to the film as John Williams' score hugging the movie like mother and son. If you can find me a movie with convincingly better music than Star Wars then I will quit writing forever and always. Until then, Star Wars is #1, and second place isn't even close.
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So, what are your favorite soundtracks? And is there one that I obviously missed? Comment back, I'd love to hear from you all.
Special Thanks to: YouTube and all the uploaders of this wonderful music.